Post by jimage on Jul 23, 2012 8:49:13 GMT
<TeamRocketShark> jimage begins
<TeamRocketShark> the commander spleen
<TeamRocketShark> the commander spleen rises
<jimage> what is the boatman
<TeamRocketShark> the commander spleen returns
<jimage> the shpurp 4
<TeamRocketShark> shpurp begins
<TeamRocketShark> the deformed goomba
<TeamRocketShark> the deformed goomba rises
<jimage> shpurp reinvented and profitable
<TeamRocketShark> jimage let's nolan reboot shpurp
<TeamRocketShark> like what if shpurp lived in the real world with realism
<TerminILL> dark and gritty
<TeamRocketShark> shpurp and asdfasdfasdfasdf are failed experiments in genetically modified food that accidentally develop sentiens
<jimage> homeless guy is really a teenage mastermind who runs a corporation that produces mind control drugs
<TeamRocketShark> they try to live normal lives but are persecuted by religious groups, government organisations, lobbyists, etc
<TeamRocketShark> and are generally outcasts
<jimage> the merge into a single vigilante persona
<TeamRocketShark> so they start hanging out in the indie music and hippie and college libertarian scenes where they are half welcome
<jimage> they make their message heard with tambourines
<TeamRocketShark> until they hear the radio show of a dj who goes by the alias...
<TeamRocketShark> wizard future robot
<jimage> the future rises
<jimage> 1975 begins
<TeamRocketShark> wizard future robot is telling everyone out there that there is a new, kickass psychedelic called HOVERBOARDS that gives you exactly the experience you're thinking of before it reacts, exactly to your wishes, and that you can even imprint an experience onto a tab of it if you keep it under your tongue
<TeamRocketShark> by doing this, you can imprint an experience of wanting to be enslaved to someone, then slip it under someone's tongue, and woops they're mind controlled
<TeamRocketShark> wizard future robot is calling for all his fans and allies in the underground scene to bring him all the hoverboards
<TeamRocketShark> shpurp and asdfasdfasdfasdf must stop wizard future robot from using hoverboards to make every government go insane
<TeamRocketShark> in reality, wizard future robot is a guy obsessed with tech and AI living alone in a drug haze in his filthy rubbish strewn apartment but is a prodigy or something
<jimage> homeless guy and wizard future robot fight to the death as giant psychedelic robots made from their mind controlled subjects
<TeamRocketShark> yes because homeless guy also wants to corner the market on hoverboards
<TeamRocketShark> it is a three way fight
<jimage> shpurp and asdfasdfasdfasdf watch it live on tv via a basement and commentate
<TeamRocketShark> is this the part where we actually make it happen
<TerminILL> holy shjt giant psychedelic robots made from their mind controlled subjects sounds awesome
<jimage> this is the part where i lament not having the time or skills to make ti
<TeamRocketShark> homeless guy is defeated when wizard future robot stabs him in the third eye
<jimage> owait ti is here already, problem solved
<TerminILL> ^
<TeamRocketShark> homeless guy, being so used to seeing with his third eye now, complains about blindness and mundanity
<TeamRocketShark> and goes insaner
<TeamRocketShark> then shpurp blows up wizard future robot
<TeamRocketShark> in the sequel, the deformed goomba, shpurp and asdfasdfasdfasdf are conflicted between being able to get an ordinary career and life and family, or hanging out with their indie underground rock rock friends
<TeamRocketShark> the villain of the sequel is poptarts
<TeamRocketShark> sentient poptarts
<jimage> the sequel has an intro that undoes everything that happens at the end of the first movie
<jimage> shpurp wakes up in a cold sweat and discovers the part where they won was actually a dream and they have to fight completely different villains now
<TeamRocketShark> sentient poptarts are the latest craze in genetically modified food
<TeamRocketShark> people eat them thinking that them talking is just a trick, but they've been oppressing more genetically modified food just like shpurp and asdfasdfasdfasdf
<TeamRocketShark> poptarts begin rebelling, lead by their charismatic leader, blue poptart
<TeamRocketShark> civil war erupts as food products are told they are either with poptarts or against them
<jimage> the poptarts form a global hive brain and colonise mars and leave humans behind and the humans destroy themselves with famine
<TeamRocketShark> shpurp and asdfasdfasdfasdf's relationship becomes torn and torn further and further apart until it hits breaking point and they split up
<TeamRocketShark> then shpurp discovers shpurp is pregnant
<TeamRocketShark> poptarts use HOVERBOARD to convince shpurp that shpurp's psychoses are seinfeld seinfeld seinfeld seinfeld
<jimage> shpurp gets addicted to refreshing a web page
<TeamRocketShark> asdfasdfasdfasdf and shpurp save the day when they acquire the black medallion, a nuclear missile, and launch it at hovering poptart base
<TeamRocketShark> they somewhat repair their relationship
<TeamRocketShark> the sequel, the deformed goomba rises is set 7 years after the events of the deformed goomba
<TeamRocketShark> humanity is getting back on its feet after the famine
<TeamRocketShark> and shpurp is still pregnant
<TeamRocketShark> shpurp is revealed to be pregnant with a witch
<TeamRocketShark> shpurp discovers that sphurps name is cursed and everyone who says shpurp becomes a fishwife
<jimage> poptarts invent canned laughter lasers and broadcast them in all directions and the lasers become another hive mind
<TeamRocketShark> the source of the curse is the zeldafan, who uses a complex monitoring surveillance system called W.I.T.C.H.E.S to see if anyone says shpurp
<TeamRocketShark> when they do, he can fire a special genetically modifying nanobot capsule dart at them, which transforms them into fishwife, fired from the W.I.T.C.H.E.S
<jimage> W.I.T.c.H.E.S. becomes a hive mind and makes planets obsolete
<jimage> shpurp and asdfasdfasdf are employed to invent a replacement for planets
<TeamRocketShark> shpurp and asdfasdfasdfasdf must defeat zeldafan by forming a new hive mind made of people
<TeamRocketShark> and the start of the hive mind will be shpurps child
<TeamRocketShark> but for shpurp to have the baby
<jimage> people turn out to be too stupid to work as a hive mind
<TeamRocketShark> shpurp must force labour by getting the tools of the RELATION SHIP
<TeamRocketShark> once they do, shpurp and asdfasdfasdfasdf absorb the internet and humanity into their consciousness and fight W.I.T.C.H.E.S
<TeamRocketShark> then zeldafan
<TeamRocketShark> zeldafan is defeat when catwoman fires rockets at him
<TeamRocketShark> zeldafan is revealed to have been wizard future robots son
<jimage> catwoman has to be introduced in the most jarring fashion possible
<TeamRocketShark> the end of the trilogy
<jimage> then cartoon spinoff
<jimage> and reality series
<TeamRocketShark> then warner brothers reboots shpurp a few years later and everyone hates the reboot
<jimage> everybody still gives wb their money, however
<jimage> wb becomes a hive mind and reinvents scientology
<TeamRocketShark> the internet becomes sentient then wishes it hadnt
<jimage> the internet moves out of home after a passive-agressive argument with its father asdfasdfasdfasdf
<jimage> shpurp cries himself to sleep every night and gets addicted to stasis chambers
<jimage> Maybe this should be a graphic novel.
<TeamRocketShark> emphasis on the graphic
<TeamRocketShark> r18+
HERE IS THE FIRST SCENE AND I"M NOT PAID ENOUGH TO KEEP GOING
<TeamRocketShark> the commander spleen
<TeamRocketShark> the commander spleen rises
<jimage> what is the boatman
<TeamRocketShark> the commander spleen returns
<jimage> the shpurp 4
<TeamRocketShark> shpurp begins
<TeamRocketShark> the deformed goomba
<TeamRocketShark> the deformed goomba rises
<jimage> shpurp reinvented and profitable
<TeamRocketShark> jimage let's nolan reboot shpurp
<TeamRocketShark> like what if shpurp lived in the real world with realism
<TerminILL> dark and gritty
<TeamRocketShark> shpurp and asdfasdfasdfasdf are failed experiments in genetically modified food that accidentally develop sentiens
<jimage> homeless guy is really a teenage mastermind who runs a corporation that produces mind control drugs
<TeamRocketShark> they try to live normal lives but are persecuted by religious groups, government organisations, lobbyists, etc
<TeamRocketShark> and are generally outcasts
<jimage> the merge into a single vigilante persona
<TeamRocketShark> so they start hanging out in the indie music and hippie and college libertarian scenes where they are half welcome
<jimage> they make their message heard with tambourines
<TeamRocketShark> until they hear the radio show of a dj who goes by the alias...
<TeamRocketShark> wizard future robot
<jimage> the future rises
<jimage> 1975 begins
<TeamRocketShark> wizard future robot is telling everyone out there that there is a new, kickass psychedelic called HOVERBOARDS that gives you exactly the experience you're thinking of before it reacts, exactly to your wishes, and that you can even imprint an experience onto a tab of it if you keep it under your tongue
<TeamRocketShark> by doing this, you can imprint an experience of wanting to be enslaved to someone, then slip it under someone's tongue, and woops they're mind controlled
<TeamRocketShark> wizard future robot is calling for all his fans and allies in the underground scene to bring him all the hoverboards
<TeamRocketShark> shpurp and asdfasdfasdfasdf must stop wizard future robot from using hoverboards to make every government go insane
<TeamRocketShark> in reality, wizard future robot is a guy obsessed with tech and AI living alone in a drug haze in his filthy rubbish strewn apartment but is a prodigy or something
<jimage> homeless guy and wizard future robot fight to the death as giant psychedelic robots made from their mind controlled subjects
<TeamRocketShark> yes because homeless guy also wants to corner the market on hoverboards
<TeamRocketShark> it is a three way fight
<jimage> shpurp and asdfasdfasdfasdf watch it live on tv via a basement and commentate
<TeamRocketShark> is this the part where we actually make it happen
<TerminILL> holy shjt giant psychedelic robots made from their mind controlled subjects sounds awesome
<jimage> this is the part where i lament not having the time or skills to make ti
<TeamRocketShark> homeless guy is defeated when wizard future robot stabs him in the third eye
<jimage> owait ti is here already, problem solved
<TerminILL> ^
<TeamRocketShark> homeless guy, being so used to seeing with his third eye now, complains about blindness and mundanity
<TeamRocketShark> and goes insaner
<TeamRocketShark> then shpurp blows up wizard future robot
<TeamRocketShark> in the sequel, the deformed goomba, shpurp and asdfasdfasdfasdf are conflicted between being able to get an ordinary career and life and family, or hanging out with their indie underground rock rock friends
<TeamRocketShark> the villain of the sequel is poptarts
<TeamRocketShark> sentient poptarts
<jimage> the sequel has an intro that undoes everything that happens at the end of the first movie
<jimage> shpurp wakes up in a cold sweat and discovers the part where they won was actually a dream and they have to fight completely different villains now
<TeamRocketShark> sentient poptarts are the latest craze in genetically modified food
<TeamRocketShark> people eat them thinking that them talking is just a trick, but they've been oppressing more genetically modified food just like shpurp and asdfasdfasdfasdf
<TeamRocketShark> poptarts begin rebelling, lead by their charismatic leader, blue poptart
<TeamRocketShark> civil war erupts as food products are told they are either with poptarts or against them
<jimage> the poptarts form a global hive brain and colonise mars and leave humans behind and the humans destroy themselves with famine
<TeamRocketShark> shpurp and asdfasdfasdfasdf's relationship becomes torn and torn further and further apart until it hits breaking point and they split up
<TeamRocketShark> then shpurp discovers shpurp is pregnant
<TeamRocketShark> poptarts use HOVERBOARD to convince shpurp that shpurp's psychoses are seinfeld seinfeld seinfeld seinfeld
<jimage> shpurp gets addicted to refreshing a web page
<TeamRocketShark> asdfasdfasdfasdf and shpurp save the day when they acquire the black medallion, a nuclear missile, and launch it at hovering poptart base
<TeamRocketShark> they somewhat repair their relationship
<TeamRocketShark> the sequel, the deformed goomba rises is set 7 years after the events of the deformed goomba
<TeamRocketShark> humanity is getting back on its feet after the famine
<TeamRocketShark> and shpurp is still pregnant
<TeamRocketShark> shpurp is revealed to be pregnant with a witch
<TeamRocketShark> shpurp discovers that sphurps name is cursed and everyone who says shpurp becomes a fishwife
<jimage> poptarts invent canned laughter lasers and broadcast them in all directions and the lasers become another hive mind
<TeamRocketShark> the source of the curse is the zeldafan, who uses a complex monitoring surveillance system called W.I.T.C.H.E.S to see if anyone says shpurp
<TeamRocketShark> when they do, he can fire a special genetically modifying nanobot capsule dart at them, which transforms them into fishwife, fired from the W.I.T.C.H.E.S
<jimage> W.I.T.c.H.E.S. becomes a hive mind and makes planets obsolete
<jimage> shpurp and asdfasdfasdf are employed to invent a replacement for planets
<TeamRocketShark> shpurp and asdfasdfasdfasdf must defeat zeldafan by forming a new hive mind made of people
<TeamRocketShark> and the start of the hive mind will be shpurps child
<TeamRocketShark> but for shpurp to have the baby
<jimage> people turn out to be too stupid to work as a hive mind
<TeamRocketShark> shpurp must force labour by getting the tools of the RELATION SHIP
<TeamRocketShark> once they do, shpurp and asdfasdfasdfasdf absorb the internet and humanity into their consciousness and fight W.I.T.C.H.E.S
<TeamRocketShark> then zeldafan
<TeamRocketShark> zeldafan is defeat when catwoman fires rockets at him
<TeamRocketShark> zeldafan is revealed to have been wizard future robots son
<jimage> catwoman has to be introduced in the most jarring fashion possible
<TeamRocketShark> the end of the trilogy
<jimage> then cartoon spinoff
<jimage> and reality series
<TeamRocketShark> then warner brothers reboots shpurp a few years later and everyone hates the reboot
<jimage> everybody still gives wb their money, however
<jimage> wb becomes a hive mind and reinvents scientology
<TeamRocketShark> the internet becomes sentient then wishes it hadnt
<jimage> the internet moves out of home after a passive-agressive argument with its father asdfasdfasdfasdf
<jimage> shpurp cries himself to sleep every night and gets addicted to stasis chambers
<jimage> Maybe this should be a graphic novel.
<TeamRocketShark> emphasis on the graphic
<TeamRocketShark> r18+
HERE IS THE FIRST SCENE AND I"M NOT PAID ENOUGH TO KEEP GOING