Post by DHeadshot on Jul 13, 2010 13:04:14 GMT
The following is the PCKF 3 word story, printed in full, with only spacings adjusted:
Some random guy purchased seventy jackfruits this pleasant day and ate them after going outside and climbing a bull elephant seal so that he would fall miserably into the depth-charge storage cabin and yell out "Why are these daex children always following my green petunia eating monkey?" Another guy answers, "Hey there, everyone, what is the meaning of this potato in my giant bowl of ice cream? It's a real drag. The flavors clash and make me want to smell like rotten petunias. Several disgusted Scientologists would taste better.
"Call me Ishmael"
"All at once..." and most suddenly apples fell sideways, killing gnomes who built banana phones into their ears Which helped them become completely invisible. "I'm the janitor," said the janitor while doing janitorial work janitors do. Everyone was like, "the biased referee" but only some were actually doing stuff in the accident that occurred earlier when he ate bad tacos and barfed on the kitchen sink and little bunnies who play under precariously dangling anvils suddenly popped up (Thinking "stupid topic"). He PM'd fleexy to say that a topic solved by small rabbits that ate computers, computers that only bunnies can see. Sadly, the tacos rang the bell that marked the end of the working day for the foxes, so the bunnies needed Someone else to help them, besides the Llamas who decided not to Because of the Hitleresque male birdtail waitress harvesting nose hair and pirate gold who would not take their order because of the supernova occurring nearby. Despite these issues, the soaked Fleex ran into a mustard pile below the Gravitational Damping Hub. As far as anyone was concerned the mustard came from crushed spiders that were crushed by a noncrushed Robo Red. When the bunnies decided they would turn into puddings, they ate lotsa spaghetti. MY NOSE! Screamed a Nospike, who had just performed poorly on television. Maniacal laughter erupted from the llama without a nose, yet who knows how many spiders have only seven eyes, and four spotted legs. Camels wander aimlessly in their pursuit of CANDY, CANDY, CANDY! In the next Planet, which is carrotus, there was a cabbage named Cabbage, who was frustrated by its DINNER, which had Oregano sprinkled over lotsa octorok spaghetti. The Spaghetti tasted like Gay Luigi's Faces of Evil, in spite of the oregano. Cabbage desperately searched for Led Zeppelin. Unfortunately, they were missing. That wasn't really a catastrophe, as they've disbanded anyway. Disturbed however continues to annoy kuliwil. The GDH mustard turned into vapor of highly toxic Irrational "Armageddon beetles" that have tendencies to form sentences that are rambling. Then, war began! Bella was depressed. She didn't want Edward to inhale through her nostrils. Stephanie Mayer exploded for being unable to not explode. Many rejoiced. Only Twihards didn't, but Harry Potter cried. "Awaken! King Koopa attacks!" Cabbage rose and somersaulted over a stray inchworm that was really one inch long, which surprised no-one. "THAT REALLY HURT!" said the Cabbage sharply. He then picked up a slice of bad pudding. He proceeded and preceded the precursor legacy of fish waffle chips with sky custard. The great shadow awoke once more, yawned, and went off to see the wizard of Ozzy Osbourne. At once, there came Spyro the Dragon to offer Cabbage a deal in life insurance. But (sadly he declined.) Cabbage was part walrus, like his sons of a big purple dinosaur named Spartacus, Commandant of Sparta Remixes. "Can you take these vegetables to poison King Koopa?" asked the Page of Cabbage. "Yes" Cabbage answered. But did he really leave the tap in an obvious place? What if the kitchen flooded and he had more toes somehow? He could slip past knife shooters while pogoing backwards onto a conveyor belt, that was below a flame ebroidered jewel case. Stompers stomped on a stomping Stompian, from planet Stombux. Then, suddenly, Cabbage disappeared. Commander Keen landed with his BWB Mk.II to defeat King Koopa and rescue Mr. Khrushchev, whose shoe was caught in a pyramid scheme and couldn't pay for his donuts. DONUTS, DONUTS, DONUTS! This line was used by shoe-shamans in lieu of French loan words. Boom! Dust rained. "Oh! There goes my shoe!" Khrushchev Then started playing Commander Keen while Orangutans whistled suspiciously. Keen asked them, "You seen any monkeys sucking on sodium hydrogen carbonate?" Laughing dryly, they laughed dryly. Banjos and ukuleles were banjos and ukuleles. Despite this, Cabbage remained sane and abandoned all hope. Meanwhile, Keen jumped into a book that flew across space, time and reality, which resulted in destroying the apple in the middle of time, in spite of the resulting paradox and exploding TARDIS that resulted when Suddenly the big interplanetary spacecraft swooped over Vorticon III, down from space to land. This was sudden! Abrupt! Suddenly! Nothing happened. Nothing at all. They were disappointed. Very disappointed. So disappointed that they gave up society and did nothing.
After a long day's work at BurgerKeen's, Billy decided To take Spot to Somalia, where Space Pirates reside. These space pirates fight space ninjas while Samus Aran runs around arid wastelands of lost treasure. Billy decided to not care for the world and was charged that he left his engine running. Then he'd better not catch it, but new batteries pogoed away. This left the pirates in a spot next to BwB-mk.2, deserted from their radioactive pirate ship, plagued by carnivorous Acne-plagued Garg. When they (the pirates) saw a guy named Bob the snail, they asked the heavy weapons guy to kindly asplode. He promptly didn't. Bob took a swig from his imaginary friend, named Ralphie von Wondonioxicclesiastisnotnosefartiluphagorpulonodontywontyflipperdywipperdysneivelgoobertrumpillarywillardwendellfahrt. "This is ridiculous," Wondonioxicclesiastisnotnosefartiluphagorpulonodontywontyflipperdywipperdysneivelgoobertrumpillarywillardwendellfahrt was thinking, "That my name", he paused, "is sentence make sense?" "No." Replied Bob. shaking his head, Wondonioxicclesiastisnotnosefartiluphagorpulonodontywontyflipperdywipperdysneivelgoobertrumpillarywillardwendellfahrt turned away and ran across his terrible nameto safety. Wondonioxicclesiastisnotnosefartiluphagorpulonodontywontyflipperdywipperdysneivelgoobertrumpillarywillardwendellfahrt thought how handy selling his planet, known as Deppominociphlamodoroglomodofromologytripodynolocywooloforoscolopiderimotorody, would be, so he renamed himself to John Streus and met Keen fiddling with his duodenum. Former Wondonioxicclesiastisnotnosefartiluphagorpulonodontywontyflipperdywipperdysneivelgoobertrumpillarywillardwendellfahrt asked Keen for information regarding the sale of his huge candy supply. Nervously keen replied that in order for an answer former Wondonioxicclesiastisnotnosefartiluphagorpulonodontywontyflipperdywipperdysneivelgoobertrumpillarywillardwendellfahrt must stop eating it or else there would be BLOOD. John Streus decided to only use three gallons of Tic-Tacs without the Toes. After more sleep, Grimson ate Spleen in a fit of Desperation. In lieu of coherence, there now lies Mama Luigi's bagel, that was toasted under the three layers of toes. The Toasted Toes viewed lotsa p0rn of Fish People with furries and one cup. Two days later, Keen died. Just kidding. Instead, he changed his pants. Now he looks like a silly girl. Because of that, Cabbage hates him. He feels very disturbed about the Korath following him on Twitter. How did they get on the Internet?", wondered Keen. "Is there more than a pair of scissors down my windpipe along with some yellow apples? All this nonsense makes no sense. And that means more meaninglessness to not make sense. Or so Keen pronounced nonsensically sensically. And then he blasted off to nowhere and back. Only there could be no certainty when buying bulk of Christmas presents for a little group of elves, to eat with a cup of sugar stoopies (cereal ). They were dead serious about being dead from the seriousness. Sternly and unamusedly, VikingBoyBilly was spared the embarrassment of publicly admitting his blatant obsession with Siberian Tengerism. But Mortimer McMire arrived! Universe was Toasted. It's a lie! No it's not. The Cake Is! Everyone partied! Mortimer bought some socialists and some Marxists, plus an anarchist, and they did Billy's homework, badly. This made Keen PARTY, PARTY, PARTY! He drank too much of the vitalin stores in Defense Tunnel Vlook while wearing leather jacket made of bad grammar--and bright purple leather. This clashed with his kilt and Short sleeved dress, and so he danced like a nitwit and danced like a nitwit Suddenly Dr. Onestone discovered general relativity then undiscovered it. A fire sale sold fire to the fireman who kept Piffle Tower making Piffle Waffles™ In AD 2101, War was beginning Captain: What happen? Lost the game. Spleen broke it. Somebody set up lamp oil, rope, the BOMB? We founded foob farms while getting signal. Main screen turn detected! Shut down the Battle of the Bulge. Axis Powers Hetalia invaded all your base, that now belong to Mario and us, the CATs. "It's you !!" said Princess Lindsay, while she danced around a palm tree and punched a gentleman, who has drunk excessive lifewater, having no chance to prance naked he made his rambling sentence is not making sense. In order to find his keys Keen hid his orange in the survival kit. Keen ran to the Time Maker™, which made his time a box of Bowser's Sourpuss Bread and Time Lords. Splines reticulated nearby. They were having a spaghetti picnic. "Take off every bad children's cartoon of a Zig, for great Justice!" Said phoncible spline, smiling with glee. "How are you mentlegen, anywho? I dislike all nonsense, i much prefer cohesion and cereal to spaghetti picnics.
"BEWARE! BEWARE! BEWARE!"
"The cake is delicious and moist." A href equaled The Cereal Liar divided by toasters. "Malkovich malkovich, malkovich
Malkovich Malkovich" said John Malkovich, the worst stunt driver in the biggest Potato on earth! Keen and Malkovich found a reticulating pingas machine. They didn't afraid of moving it to King Koopa's Cony Island Disco Palace of Indisputable Snarzinesque-likeness ocean. Sandwiches never touched the ground near the button that will set in concrete the concrete explosive device which is capable of destroying thirty intersecting sets. Equations fail at playing Wand of Gamelon with their noses covered. That means that something really really, REALLY bad is hiding in the closet, where the dark abandoned lost gnosticene counselmen, so they weren't looking for a artifacts of doom called "Koopaous Troopaous", A magnificent name that's well-suited for apocalyptic relics. The Fruit Salad Emporer ate a thousand toasted spaghetti bagels for his dinner. then, he needed to search for the Stupendous Sandwich Of Vorticon VI. To appease Mort's pesky plumber attitude disorder syndrome, whenever he happens to toast a galaxy using the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Ultra Ultimus Ultimatum Ultra Surplus Destiny with good guys behind the wheel and bad guys in front. Nonsense toasts targeted galaxies with merciless precision, and then explodes with a blinding flash of colors. Fruit Salad Emperor Hirahito was running from that place seventy days ago. 69 days ago some guy saw That I ran into a ditch. The ditch then Transformed into Mortimer McMire's great-grandfather Alois Hitler and became a cyborg with implants that help Mortimer to drink Volvic Revive and manipulate spacetime. With this ability, spacetime was subsequently dismantled, turning Mortimer into a goat. This was problematic because the hungry hungry hippos were collecting goats to finance intergalactic trade With Vorticon IX so Mortimer-Goat was eating French grass when the hippos learned that Keen was hunting Mort with a spaghetti and cement mix so they kidnapped the SPAGHETTI King and locked him behind spaghetti bars In Hunger Prison. Meanwhile, in Dinnerland the king wondered what does cereal have to do with the Spaghetticons?
"What is love?" wondered the king As he swept majestically through the pie aisle of the maguey worm, who had devoured over 9000 pizza slices. The king scrubbed all the goats to find which was Mortimer-goat but he failed. The spaghetticons resolved the bad stuff and went to eat some more page 3 posts. Giant ninja-mario went to join an exercise club to burn some super sushi calories that make him grape flavored, which makes him get rockets from Superman. These rockets are Megaman's worst enemy and giant ninja-mario eats them for breakfast! Health clubs recommend that Keen drink volvic revive with fruity flavor to gain an extra MENERGY dose. Unfortunately, the volvic revive contained lotsa essence of dopefish, which vorticons love. Keen started thinking "SPAH SAPPIN' MAH HEAD OFF! NOW I FEEL SWIM-HAPPY, MEANING I FEEL SWIM HAPPY. SWIM SWIM HUNGRY!"
"But I can't rescue the janitor because that'd be considered evil in the Greek Family of post-Spartan lionhunters.
"Vorticons stole revive! I'll need moar MENERGY!" said Keen. So Keen drank lotsa POWERTHIRST, and chased the Vorticons! Dragons caught sight of this incident, and shot Volvic with non-incidental wrath. Collateral damage occured, resulting in the brutal death of Weegee. Meanwhile, somewhere in the mushroom sandwich maker, Cheetos punched a clock to construct additional time-space continuum. These new universes made lotsa spaghetti DIE! Omfak devoured the spaghetti of new universes which didn't kill spaghetti, in order to find Volvic dinner. Gwonam thinks that Only Billy Blaze can defeat Faces of these foes from SQUADALA world. So Billy did! Unfortunatelly, Link joined a fitness club and became strongest. So strong he accidentally punched himself. He then explained why snorkels are good to wear in the winter, 6 feet deep in the snow...
...Before falling asleep Link bombastically announced "I better get going!" and rode in to the pit with Gwonam's magic Volvic Kaboom. He fought it without his stuff. Link and Keen chiseled a football out of soap, which Bowser stole. He then toasted Robotnik's additional pylons. and his pingas, which Sonic delightfully revived with lotsa koopa football players.
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Some random guy purchased seventy jackfruits this pleasant day and ate them after going outside and climbing a bull elephant seal so that he would fall miserably into the depth-charge storage cabin and yell out "Why are these daex children always following my green petunia eating monkey?" Another guy answers, "Hey there, everyone, what is the meaning of this potato in my giant bowl of ice cream? It's a real drag. The flavors clash and make me want to smell like rotten petunias. Several disgusted Scientologists would taste better.
"Call me Ishmael"
"All at once..." and most suddenly apples fell sideways, killing gnomes who built banana phones into their ears Which helped them become completely invisible. "I'm the janitor," said the janitor while doing janitorial work janitors do. Everyone was like, "the biased referee" but only some were actually doing stuff in the accident that occurred earlier when he ate bad tacos and barfed on the kitchen sink and little bunnies who play under precariously dangling anvils suddenly popped up (Thinking "stupid topic"). He PM'd fleexy to say that a topic solved by small rabbits that ate computers, computers that only bunnies can see. Sadly, the tacos rang the bell that marked the end of the working day for the foxes, so the bunnies needed Someone else to help them, besides the Llamas who decided not to Because of the Hitleresque male birdtail waitress harvesting nose hair and pirate gold who would not take their order because of the supernova occurring nearby. Despite these issues, the soaked Fleex ran into a mustard pile below the Gravitational Damping Hub. As far as anyone was concerned the mustard came from crushed spiders that were crushed by a noncrushed Robo Red. When the bunnies decided they would turn into puddings, they ate lotsa spaghetti. MY NOSE! Screamed a Nospike, who had just performed poorly on television. Maniacal laughter erupted from the llama without a nose, yet who knows how many spiders have only seven eyes, and four spotted legs. Camels wander aimlessly in their pursuit of CANDY, CANDY, CANDY! In the next Planet, which is carrotus, there was a cabbage named Cabbage, who was frustrated by its DINNER, which had Oregano sprinkled over lotsa octorok spaghetti. The Spaghetti tasted like Gay Luigi's Faces of Evil, in spite of the oregano. Cabbage desperately searched for Led Zeppelin. Unfortunately, they were missing. That wasn't really a catastrophe, as they've disbanded anyway. Disturbed however continues to annoy kuliwil. The GDH mustard turned into vapor of highly toxic Irrational "Armageddon beetles" that have tendencies to form sentences that are rambling. Then, war began! Bella was depressed. She didn't want Edward to inhale through her nostrils. Stephanie Mayer exploded for being unable to not explode. Many rejoiced. Only Twihards didn't, but Harry Potter cried. "Awaken! King Koopa attacks!" Cabbage rose and somersaulted over a stray inchworm that was really one inch long, which surprised no-one. "THAT REALLY HURT!" said the Cabbage sharply. He then picked up a slice of bad pudding. He proceeded and preceded the precursor legacy of fish waffle chips with sky custard. The great shadow awoke once more, yawned, and went off to see the wizard of Ozzy Osbourne. At once, there came Spyro the Dragon to offer Cabbage a deal in life insurance. But (sadly he declined.) Cabbage was part walrus, like his sons of a big purple dinosaur named Spartacus, Commandant of Sparta Remixes. "Can you take these vegetables to poison King Koopa?" asked the Page of Cabbage. "Yes" Cabbage answered. But did he really leave the tap in an obvious place? What if the kitchen flooded and he had more toes somehow? He could slip past knife shooters while pogoing backwards onto a conveyor belt, that was below a flame ebroidered jewel case. Stompers stomped on a stomping Stompian, from planet Stombux. Then, suddenly, Cabbage disappeared. Commander Keen landed with his BWB Mk.II to defeat King Koopa and rescue Mr. Khrushchev, whose shoe was caught in a pyramid scheme and couldn't pay for his donuts. DONUTS, DONUTS, DONUTS! This line was used by shoe-shamans in lieu of French loan words. Boom! Dust rained. "Oh! There goes my shoe!" Khrushchev Then started playing Commander Keen while Orangutans whistled suspiciously. Keen asked them, "You seen any monkeys sucking on sodium hydrogen carbonate?" Laughing dryly, they laughed dryly. Banjos and ukuleles were banjos and ukuleles. Despite this, Cabbage remained sane and abandoned all hope. Meanwhile, Keen jumped into a book that flew across space, time and reality, which resulted in destroying the apple in the middle of time, in spite of the resulting paradox and exploding TARDIS that resulted when Suddenly the big interplanetary spacecraft swooped over Vorticon III, down from space to land. This was sudden! Abrupt! Suddenly! Nothing happened. Nothing at all. They were disappointed. Very disappointed. So disappointed that they gave up society and did nothing.
After a long day's work at BurgerKeen's, Billy decided To take Spot to Somalia, where Space Pirates reside. These space pirates fight space ninjas while Samus Aran runs around arid wastelands of lost treasure. Billy decided to not care for the world and was charged that he left his engine running. Then he'd better not catch it, but new batteries pogoed away. This left the pirates in a spot next to BwB-mk.2, deserted from their radioactive pirate ship, plagued by carnivorous Acne-plagued Garg. When they (the pirates) saw a guy named Bob the snail, they asked the heavy weapons guy to kindly asplode. He promptly didn't. Bob took a swig from his imaginary friend, named Ralphie von Wondonioxicclesiastisnotnosefartiluphagorpulonodontywontyflipperdywipperdysneivelgoobertrumpillarywillardwendellfahrt. "This is ridiculous," Wondonioxicclesiastisnotnosefartiluphagorpulonodontywontyflipperdywipperdysneivelgoobertrumpillarywillardwendellfahrt was thinking, "That my name", he paused, "is sentence make sense?" "No." Replied Bob. shaking his head, Wondonioxicclesiastisnotnosefartiluphagorpulonodontywontyflipperdywipperdysneivelgoobertrumpillarywillardwendellfahrt turned away and ran across his terrible nameto safety. Wondonioxicclesiastisnotnosefartiluphagorpulonodontywontyflipperdywipperdysneivelgoobertrumpillarywillardwendellfahrt thought how handy selling his planet, known as Deppominociphlamodoroglomodofromologytripodynolocywooloforoscolopiderimotorody, would be, so he renamed himself to John Streus and met Keen fiddling with his duodenum. Former Wondonioxicclesiastisnotnosefartiluphagorpulonodontywontyflipperdywipperdysneivelgoobertrumpillarywillardwendellfahrt asked Keen for information regarding the sale of his huge candy supply. Nervously keen replied that in order for an answer former Wondonioxicclesiastisnotnosefartiluphagorpulonodontywontyflipperdywipperdysneivelgoobertrumpillarywillardwendellfahrt must stop eating it or else there would be BLOOD. John Streus decided to only use three gallons of Tic-Tacs without the Toes. After more sleep, Grimson ate Spleen in a fit of Desperation. In lieu of coherence, there now lies Mama Luigi's bagel, that was toasted under the three layers of toes. The Toasted Toes viewed lotsa p0rn of Fish People with furries and one cup. Two days later, Keen died. Just kidding. Instead, he changed his pants. Now he looks like a silly girl. Because of that, Cabbage hates him. He feels very disturbed about the Korath following him on Twitter. How did they get on the Internet?", wondered Keen. "Is there more than a pair of scissors down my windpipe along with some yellow apples? All this nonsense makes no sense. And that means more meaninglessness to not make sense. Or so Keen pronounced nonsensically sensically. And then he blasted off to nowhere and back. Only there could be no certainty when buying bulk of Christmas presents for a little group of elves, to eat with a cup of sugar stoopies (cereal ). They were dead serious about being dead from the seriousness. Sternly and unamusedly, VikingBoyBilly was spared the embarrassment of publicly admitting his blatant obsession with Siberian Tengerism. But Mortimer McMire arrived! Universe was Toasted. It's a lie! No it's not. The Cake Is! Everyone partied! Mortimer bought some socialists and some Marxists, plus an anarchist, and they did Billy's homework, badly. This made Keen PARTY, PARTY, PARTY! He drank too much of the vitalin stores in Defense Tunnel Vlook while wearing leather jacket made of bad grammar--and bright purple leather. This clashed with his kilt and Short sleeved dress, and so he danced like a nitwit and danced like a nitwit Suddenly Dr. Onestone discovered general relativity then undiscovered it. A fire sale sold fire to the fireman who kept Piffle Tower making Piffle Waffles™ In AD 2101, War was beginning Captain: What happen? Lost the game. Spleen broke it. Somebody set up lamp oil, rope, the BOMB? We founded foob farms while getting signal. Main screen turn detected! Shut down the Battle of the Bulge. Axis Powers Hetalia invaded all your base, that now belong to Mario and us, the CATs. "It's you !!" said Princess Lindsay, while she danced around a palm tree and punched a gentleman, who has drunk excessive lifewater, having no chance to prance naked he made his rambling sentence is not making sense. In order to find his keys Keen hid his orange in the survival kit. Keen ran to the Time Maker™, which made his time a box of Bowser's Sourpuss Bread and Time Lords. Splines reticulated nearby. They were having a spaghetti picnic. "Take off every bad children's cartoon of a Zig, for great Justice!" Said phoncible spline, smiling with glee. "How are you mentlegen, anywho? I dislike all nonsense, i much prefer cohesion and cereal to spaghetti picnics.
"BEWARE! BEWARE! BEWARE!"
"The cake is delicious and moist." A href equaled The Cereal Liar divided by toasters. "Malkovich malkovich, malkovich
Malkovich Malkovich" said John Malkovich, the worst stunt driver in the biggest Potato on earth! Keen and Malkovich found a reticulating pingas machine. They didn't afraid of moving it to King Koopa's Cony Island Disco Palace of Indisputable Snarzinesque-likeness ocean. Sandwiches never touched the ground near the button that will set in concrete the concrete explosive device which is capable of destroying thirty intersecting sets. Equations fail at playing Wand of Gamelon with their noses covered. That means that something really really, REALLY bad is hiding in the closet, where the dark abandoned lost gnosticene counselmen, so they weren't looking for a artifacts of doom called "Koopaous Troopaous", A magnificent name that's well-suited for apocalyptic relics. The Fruit Salad Emporer ate a thousand toasted spaghetti bagels for his dinner. then, he needed to search for the Stupendous Sandwich Of Vorticon VI. To appease Mort's pesky plumber attitude disorder syndrome, whenever he happens to toast a galaxy using the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Ultra Ultimus Ultimatum Ultra Surplus Destiny with good guys behind the wheel and bad guys in front. Nonsense toasts targeted galaxies with merciless precision, and then explodes with a blinding flash of colors. Fruit Salad Emperor Hirahito was running from that place seventy days ago. 69 days ago some guy saw That I ran into a ditch. The ditch then Transformed into Mortimer McMire's great-grandfather Alois Hitler and became a cyborg with implants that help Mortimer to drink Volvic Revive and manipulate spacetime. With this ability, spacetime was subsequently dismantled, turning Mortimer into a goat. This was problematic because the hungry hungry hippos were collecting goats to finance intergalactic trade With Vorticon IX so Mortimer-Goat was eating French grass when the hippos learned that Keen was hunting Mort with a spaghetti and cement mix so they kidnapped the SPAGHETTI King and locked him behind spaghetti bars In Hunger Prison. Meanwhile, in Dinnerland the king wondered what does cereal have to do with the Spaghetticons?
"What is love?" wondered the king As he swept majestically through the pie aisle of the maguey worm, who had devoured over 9000 pizza slices. The king scrubbed all the goats to find which was Mortimer-goat but he failed. The spaghetticons resolved the bad stuff and went to eat some more page 3 posts. Giant ninja-mario went to join an exercise club to burn some super sushi calories that make him grape flavored, which makes him get rockets from Superman. These rockets are Megaman's worst enemy and giant ninja-mario eats them for breakfast! Health clubs recommend that Keen drink volvic revive with fruity flavor to gain an extra MENERGY dose. Unfortunately, the volvic revive contained lotsa essence of dopefish, which vorticons love. Keen started thinking "SPAH SAPPIN' MAH HEAD OFF! NOW I FEEL SWIM-HAPPY, MEANING I FEEL SWIM HAPPY. SWIM SWIM HUNGRY!"
"But I can't rescue the janitor because that'd be considered evil in the Greek Family of post-Spartan lionhunters.
"Vorticons stole revive! I'll need moar MENERGY!" said Keen. So Keen drank lotsa POWERTHIRST, and chased the Vorticons! Dragons caught sight of this incident, and shot Volvic with non-incidental wrath. Collateral damage occured, resulting in the brutal death of Weegee. Meanwhile, somewhere in the mushroom sandwich maker, Cheetos punched a clock to construct additional time-space continuum. These new universes made lotsa spaghetti DIE! Omfak devoured the spaghetti of new universes which didn't kill spaghetti, in order to find Volvic dinner. Gwonam thinks that Only Billy Blaze can defeat Faces of these foes from SQUADALA world. So Billy did! Unfortunatelly, Link joined a fitness club and became strongest. So strong he accidentally punched himself. He then explained why snorkels are good to wear in the winter, 6 feet deep in the snow...
...Before falling asleep Link bombastically announced "I better get going!" and rode in to the pit with Gwonam's magic Volvic Kaboom. He fought it without his stuff. Link and Keen chiseled a football out of soap, which Bowser stole. He then toasted Robotnik's additional pylons. and his pingas, which Sonic delightfully revived with lotsa koopa football players.
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