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Post by DHeadshot on Nov 7, 2010 16:10:42 GMT
E-receptionist - somehow I don't think a receptionist top-level businessmen can't flirt with will catch on...
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Post by kuliwil on Nov 8, 2010 3:29:16 GMT
I dunno, if you flirt with secretaries over here you get a class action suit against you. And rightly so.
Salesforce - seems to be some cloud computing implementation company.
And Hilton hotels. To be honest, Paris has put me off those.
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Post by DHeadshot on Nov 10, 2010 8:25:40 GMT
Heh - Lotto advert. They must think we're morons!
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Post by kuliwil on Nov 26, 2010 4:31:31 GMT
haha yeah, consolidated by an ad for American Express (with over 9thowzand hundreds and thousands) and fuelgiveaway.com.au
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Post by DHeadshot on Nov 27, 2010 23:07:37 GMT
O2 ad...
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Post by kuliwil on Dec 9, 2010 14:05:18 GMT
Optus and Chrisco Christmas Hampers.
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Post by DHeadshot on Dec 10, 2010 19:17:25 GMT
Virgin Media and, worryingly one of those almost-pr0n dating sites...
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Post by kuliwil on Dec 13, 2010 10:22:30 GMT
haha, what on earth made the ad filter detect dating stuff on this site?
And both are now identical advertisements for ProBoards.
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Post by DHeadshot on Dec 13, 2010 21:47:59 GMT
2 Proboards ads...
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Post by kuliwil on Dec 16, 2010 15:16:13 GMT
Two proboards ads......
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Post by DHeadshot on Dec 18, 2010 16:51:42 GMT
Ditto...
Probably will be continually until the page changes...
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Post by kuliwil on Dec 19, 2010 2:15:30 GMT
Yeah, two proboards ads again for me too. I wonder if we can change ie....
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I wonder what that'll give us!
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Post by DHeadshot on Dec 19, 2010 13:05:03 GMT
2 proboards...
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Post by kuliwil on Dec 20, 2010 13:54:36 GMT
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Post by DHeadshot on Dec 20, 2010 19:07:30 GMT
Still no change...
Try this:
ARGUMENT
THE CONTENTION OF ACHILLES AND AGAMEMNON.
In the war of Troy, the Greeks having sacked some of the
neighbouring towns, and taken from thence two beautiful captives,
Chryseis and Briseis, allotted the first to Agamemnon, and
the last to Achilles. Chryses, the father of Chryseis, and priest of
Apollo, comes to the Grecian camp to ransom her; with which
the action of the poem opens, in the tenth year of the siege. The
priest being refused, and insolently dismissed by Agamemnon,
entreats for vengeance from his god; who inflicts a pestilence on
the Greeks. Achilles calls a council, and encourages Chalcas to
declare the cause of it; who attributes it to the refusal of Chryseis.
The king, being obliged to send back his captive, enters into a
furious contest with Achilles, which Nestor pacifies; however,
as he had the absolute command of the army, he seizes on Briseis
in revenge. Achilles in discontent withdraws himself and his
forces from the rest of the Greeks; and complaining to Thetis,
she supplicates Jupiter to render them sensible of the wrong done
to her son, by giving victory to the Trojans. Jupiter, granting her
suit, incenses Juno: between whom the debate runs high, till they
are reconciled by the address of Vulcan.
The time of two-and-twenty days is taken up in this book: nine
during the plague, one in the council and quarrel of the princes,
and twelve for Jupiter's stay with the Æthiopians, at whose return
Thetis prefers her petition. The scene lies in the Grecian camp,
then changes to Chrysa, and lastly to Olympus.
Achilles' wrath, to Greece the direful spring
Of woes unnumber'd, heavenly goddess, sing!
That wrath which hurl'd to Pluto's gloomy reign
The souls of mighty chiefs untimely slain;
Whose limbs unburied on the naked shore,
Devouring dogs and hungry vultures tore.
Since great Achilles and Atrides strove,
Such was the sovereign doom, and such the will of Jove!
Declare, O Muse! in what ill-fated hour
Sprung the fierce strife, from what offended power
Latona's son a dire contagion spread,
And heap'd the camp with mountains of the dead;
The king of men his reverent priest defied,
And for the king's offence the people died.
For Chryses sought with costly gifts to gain
His captive daughter from the victor's chain.
Suppliant the venerable father stands;
Apollo's awful ensigns grace his hands
By these he begs; and lowly bending down,
Extends the sceptre and the laurel crown
He sued to all, but chief implored for grace
The brother-kings, of Atreus' royal race
"Ye kings and warriors! may your vows be crown'd,
And Troy's proud walls lie level with the ground.
May Jove restore you when your toils are o'er
Safe to the pleasures of your native shore.
But, oh! relieve a wretched parent's pain,
And give Chryseis to these arms again;
If mercy fail, yet let my presents move,
And dread avenging Phoebus, son of Jove."
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