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Post by DHeadshot on Sept 28, 2010 13:06:36 GMT
I sell the key on because I can't be bothered to spend the rest of my life trying locks...
I give the next person the ancient gem that is The Green Eye of the Little Yellow Dog (+100 points if you get the reference)...
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Post by kuliwil on Sept 28, 2010 14:16:51 GMT
Will loses 100 points for also not bothering to do anything with the daex thing!
I give the next person a bucket of sea water and tickets to the sahara desert.
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stupidbunny
Cornflakes
Commissar of Cereal Affairs
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Post by stupidbunny on Sept 28, 2010 16:56:24 GMT
I use the seawater to kill Idriss Deby. The people of Chad are now free of their despotic president, and in thanks give me fresh water and tickets home.
I give the next person a chaos emerald.
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Post by kuliwil on Sept 29, 2010 3:48:12 GMT
(nice!)
I send the chaos emerald in to space, where it collides with a giant baby and creates a god-like figure. However, somehow, the "chaos" does not make it malevolent. We now have a giant wish genie in the sky! (Yeah, at the moment we DON'T)
I give the next person an iPhone 4G
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Post by DHeadshot on Sept 29, 2010 18:59:22 GMT
There is no such thing as an iPhone 4G - there is the iPhone 4 and the iPhone 3G. I therefore cast this spurious item back into the void from whence it came!
I give the next person a hamster!
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stupidbunny
Cornflakes
Commissar of Cereal Affairs
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Post by stupidbunny on Sept 29, 2010 19:32:07 GMT
I use my l33t cybernetics skillz to turn it into an iHamster 4G. It's pretty cool until it converts every song in my library to the Hamster Dance.
I give the next person the mightiest empire the world has ever known!
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Post by DHeadshot on Sept 29, 2010 22:05:37 GMT
I use it for the good of mankind.
I give the next person a haircut
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Post by kuliwil on Sept 30, 2010 1:56:41 GMT
I return to school on Monday and shock everyone, as my sister is the only person at my school to have known me when I've had short hair. (it's at least 14cm past shoulder length, but I've nevar measures it and I think that I've underestimated. Anyway, thanks to DHeadshot, it's not any more  ) WAIT! I just get it trimmed and tidied up ;P I give the next person the elixir of life. |
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Post by mortmcmirestinks on Oct 1, 2010 22:29:14 GMT
I give my toad eternal life.
I give the next player a computer with Google Chrome as the only browser...
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stupidbunny
Cornflakes
Commissar of Cereal Affairs
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Post by stupidbunny on Oct 2, 2010 2:19:08 GMT
Since Chrome is the only browser I ever use anyway, and I'd have the option of downloading other browsers if I ever decided to, I thank you and put my new super awesome quad-core computer that I've decided it is to good use.
I give the next player the nation of Guinea Bissau.
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Post by kuliwil on Oct 2, 2010 5:11:19 GMT
I rule it benevolently for the next 60 years as a democratically elected leader, encouraging 3-yearly elections. I make the country one of the nicest places in the world.
I GIVE THE NEXT PERSON A RAINBOW HIGHLIGHTER THAT RANDOMLY CHANGES COLOUR WHILST IN USE!
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) WAIT! I just get it trimmed and tidied up ;P